Here's a list of things about me. Scroll to the bottom to see some of my favourite things.

• I can not whistle
• I drink a lot of milk
• I know more computer programming languages than spoken ones
• I like conversations with topics like time travel, and the possibility that we don't really exist
• I can explain how the internet works in detail
• I have a bigger than normal gap between my big toe and the next one on both feet
• I am not a huge fan of women with blonde hair, blue eyes, and large breasts
• I don't understand the pride that is derived from consuming a lot of alcohol
• I get annoyed by a lack of correct grammar and punctuation
• I dislike ignorance towards organised religion
• I don't know when I last brushed my hair
• I appreciate Brand New
• I used to trust easily
• I often feel lonely when tired
• I dislike people who prevent others from learning
• I wish I knew how a car engine worked in detail
• I very rarely put full stops at the end of lines in lists like this, despite my dislike for a lack of correct grammar and punctuation
• I always put the toilet seat down
• I don't believe in fate or destiny
• I am a Leo
• I will read instructions, and ask for directions
• I am, for the most part, a control freak
• I get frustrated when people use the wrong "their", "there" or "they're"
• I know what this means:

     for (i=0;i<10;i++) {
        printf("%d\n", i);
     }

• I like songs with both loud, heavy guitars and strings
• I get easily bored from watching TV
• I was once considered "sexy" by a bi-sexual male
• I did not pursue this opportunity
• I often hear thumps and clunks when home alone, or late at night when everyone else is asleep
• I get frustrated when people write "should of" or "could of"
• I used to play pool a lot
• I didn't get any better each time
• I get annoyed when people don't think that one question mark will suffice, when writing a question
• I will form an opinion on nearly everything, but yet am notorious for being opinion-less (except about hair and shoes...)
• I don't ever want to be famous
• I don't eat much
• I don't eat often
• I don't eat fast
• I will usually look at people's mouth, not their eyes while talking to them
• I am confident that I could identify most people that I've met in the last few years by their mouth and teeth alone
• I don't like being the center of attention
• I like listening to music very loud, straight after getting up in the morning
• I don't honestly believe that there is one person that is right for everyone, out there somewhere... I believe there are many
• I went to the same school as Matt from Busted
• I always cut sandwhiches diagonally, to make two triangles
• I do not condone the throwing of bottles at crappy support bands
• I am better at remembering faces than names
• I don't like receiving compliments
• I don't like being driven
• I always look both ways before crossing a one way road
• I never look in a mirror before leaving the house
• I didn't go to my high school leavers ball
• I did have a date for it
• I have a friend who refers to me as a "walking lyric bank"
• I only have white socks
• I am pro abortion
• I was born approximately 491491920 seconds after the Unix epoch
• I don't like being addressed as "sir"
• I prefer "madam" even less
• I prefer Burger King over McDonalds
• I like to just sit around with people, talking
• I don't like strangers referring to me as "mate"
• I get annoyed by people who set themselves as "away" on instant messengers, when they aren't away
• I prefer the end of toilet roll falling the side closest to the wall
• I have never seen a whole James Bond film
• I usually sleep with socks on
• I consider myself to be a fairly honest person
• I don't own a watch
• I think bald girls can look quite nice
• I once played basketball with a Redhat employee
• I wish my handwriting was better
• I have never sung in the shower
• I know why toilets and sinks etc. have a U shaped pipe coming out the bottom
• I have never been too sure of what it is that Meat Loaf won't do for love
• I like to sing
• I have never claimed to be good at singing
• I have never been told I'm good at singing, either
• I dislike driving round multi-storey car parks
• I enjoy conversation
• I wonder if cats actually like having a bell tied to them
• I get angry at speeding marked police cars without their blue lights flashing
• I actually do now know what Meat Loaf won't do for love... but it's too lengthy to explain here. Read this